Deep Deep Deep within the tea leaves lurks the hazy but unmistakable sillouette of a Silverback Gorilla
Matthew Lewis played Neville Longbottom the other chosen one who destroyed the horcrux Nagini by thrusting the sword of Gryfinndor through the monstrous snake's skull. Brave Gryffindor Matt was sorted into Hufflepuff on Pottermore, to his dismay.
But sad he is no longer, having just read that Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson shares his house.
If this is legit, I take back everything I ever said about being a Hufflepuff. I was obviously born to be in that house. https://t.co/dNwS52YswF
— Matthew Lewis (@Mattdavelewis) 18 May 2017
Like lightening Dwayne swung in to pick up the floundering Meerkat onto his broad shoulders
Huffpuffs in the house! https://t.co/hljroAXW6D
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) 11 April 2016
Longbottom isn't shy of making his feelings known...
I just wish @TheRock was my Patronus.
— Matthew Lewis (@Mattdavelewis) 18 May 2017
The Rock responded with intense enthusiasm:
Hell yeah. I will, in fact be the guardian of everyone's most powerful positive feelings. Can my Patronus be a Silverback? @jk_rowling. ?? https://t.co/UB415aYGou
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) 18 May 2017
Dwayne Johnson has now filed with the Federal Election Commission (FEC), to run a presidential campaign in 2020.
His interest has been building for sometime, he wrote on Instagram:
"I care DEEPLY about our country and the idea of one day becoming President to create real positive impact and global change is very alluring. Buuuuut until that possible day, the most important thing right now is strong honest leadership from our current and future leaders of this country."
That's right the next POTUS maybe a silver back Gorilla. Or the next silver back Gorilla. Maybe even a good neighbour for MACUSA - Magical Congress of the United States of Arabia. I mean America. Different.
Of course the question on everybodies lips now is: will Dwayne place a bust of Cedric Diggory in the Oval Office?
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