How to find professor McGonagall's grave in Edinburgh

  1. Enter Greyfriars Kirkyard.
  2. Skirt to the right of the yellow church.
  3. Continue the loop round the chuch towards the Flodden wall arch.
  4. After passing through the arch continue straigh ahead.
  5. At the gates of George Heriot's school pivot left
  6. Look for the plaque on the wall with the fantastic hair. Here rests the worst poet in British history.

Edinburgh council has free wifi: EdiFreeWiFi

The gates of Greyfriars Kirkyard Edinburgh from George IV bridge
Greyfriars Kirkyard off Candlemaker Row
Inside Greyfriars Kirkyward Edinburgh facing Yellow Greyfriars Kirk
Skirt to the right of the yellow church
This way
Stick to the loop passing the Kirk's main entrance
Continue the loop back round the chuch towards the Flodden wall arch
Approaching George Heriots School
After passing through the arch continue on
The gates of George Heriots School
Proceed to the gates of George 'Hogwarts' Heriots
Turning left away from George Heriots School
Pivot left
A plaque to poet William Mcgonagall, his grave
Tada! Britain's worst poet. So bad he's good.
He turned to smile at the tabby, but it had gone. Instead he was smiling at a rather severe-looking woman who was wearing square glasses exactly the shape of the markings the cat had had around its eyes. She, too, was wearing a cloak, an emerald one. Her black hair was drawn into a tight bun. She looked distinctly ruffled.
Harry Potter & the Philosopher's Stone, the boy who lived

Who is William Mcgonagall?

William Topaz Mcgonagall was born and died in Greyfriars parish Edinburgh. But he moved to Dundee finding work as a weaver. One day a strange feeling stole over him, and "a flame seemed to kindle up my entire frame with a strong desire to write poetry". A legend began.

William Mcgonagall grew up in Greyfriars parish
McGonagall was born in 1825, 110 years before his relative Minerva

Mcgonagall decided he needed a patron so wrote to Queen Victoria, a court functionary wrote back thanking him for his interest. Thanked by the Queen!

In 1879 during a visit to Dunfermline the Chief Templar mocked him and told him his poetry was very bad.
Robust McGonagall retorted that "it was so very bad that Her Majesty had thanked McGonagall for what the Chief Templar had condemned."

McGonagall decided that he needed to enhance his reputation further, and a live performance before her majesty would do it. In 1878 he walked the 97km from Dundee to Balmoral, over the Cairngorm mountains and through a violent thunderstorm to perform for Queen Victoria.

Mcgonagall presents to the Queen

When he arrived he announced "I am the Queen's Poet!"
The guards informed him "You're not the Queen's poet! Tennyson is the Queen's poet."
Mcgonagall presented his letter, but was refused entry and returned home.

He struggled for money and ended up working in a local circus reading his poems while the crowd chucked eggs, flour, herrings and stale bread. It got out of control and Dundee magistrates put a ban on the performances.

William becomes immortal

Almost bankrupt he was finally published, striking a hit with a poem commemorating a horrific rail bridge collapse:

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

A rush of books followed, suitably titled 'Poetic Gems' and the people of Dundee finally recognised him as "So giftedly bad, he backed unwittingly into genius"

JK Rowling said it was irrisistable that the great and brilliant Minerva, headmistress of Hogwarts, would somehow be distantly related to our brilliant buffon William.


Why we cherish Professor Mcgonagall

Riddle's Court & Dame Maggie Smith
the boiled egg

Maggie Smith loved playing professor Mcgonagall. Early in her career, in 1969 she won an Oscar for playing the strict Edinburgh girls-school marm Jean Brodie. Much like Mcgonagall, Brodie dresses smartly, welcoming a new class to the school she says “Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders."

Maggie reflected on Minerva Mcgonagall saying: "She's just like Miss Jean Brodie with a witch's hat on".

Harry Potter's Professor Minerva McGonagall in glasses and black hat holds her hands pensively
So do you think headmistress Minerva Mcgonagall's middle name is Topaz?
When I started out it wasn't about fame it was about acting. What is required of actors today is beyond credence. If you want to act these days, it seems to be vital that you tell the world everything about your private life and remove every single garment you possess while you are about it.
Dame Maggie Smith

There's a point where you exceed snot and become a beloved national treasure, you're too unreal not to be cherished. That's where Maggie sits.

Riddle's Court where Professor Mcgonagall first trod the boards
Outside Riddle's Court at festival time, where Maggie Smith honed her craft at the Fringe in the 1950s

Above the lego arch it says "Vivendo Discimus - By Living We Learn"
For a time Riddle's Court was Edinburgh university accomodation, it's now used for adult education.

Chemo & the Harry Potter years

When Harry Potter came out kids in the street asked Dame Maggie to turn them into cars. Asked how she liked the hype she grumbled "Harry Potter is my pension."

JK Rowling fought the screenwriter Steve Gloves to have Mcgonagall, not Harry, fight Snape when the ministry takes over Hogwarts after Dumbledore's death. She wanted the women to be as powerful and valiant as the men

Snape wasn't the only battle Maggie was fighting, breast cancer began fighting her during the filming of the Half Blood Prince. She was in her 70s and it knocked her sideways, she was holding on to railings, thinking ‘I can’t do this’.

Maggie said "There are advantages to cancer, you know. My chemo cheered up the makeup department on Harry Potter because the wig went on a great deal easier without a single hair on my head.”

What do witches keep beneath their crooked hats?
Dame Maggie kept a boiled egg.

We love her, her grit and snottiness is wonderful and her acting effortless.

Maggie Smith is Professor Mcgonagall

Maggie Smith has won seven BAFTA awards, two Oscars, two Golden Globes, two Emmys, two SAG awards, an Olivier Award and a Tony.

Professor McGonagall won order of Merlin second class and her own chocolate frog card.

Maggie said that the role of McGongall has changed her life, giving her career an Indian Summer. And, rather wonderfully, she is the part...

1 minute 10, Maggie talks about Harry Potter

Where McGonagall began

Riddle's Court where Professor Mcgonagall first trod the boards
Inside Riddle's Court. Maggie Smith slept & performed in the same space

Riddle's Court Edinburgh, just off the Royal Mile's Lawnmarket is a 16th century courtyard, named after a wealthy tradesman George Riddle. It's fabulous, come on a tour and see where national treasure Professor McGonagall first trod the boards.

Book a loving Harry Potter Tour


Directions to the grave of He Who Shall Not Be Named.
Hogwarts, Edinburgh's strongest contender, cast a disillusionment charm and take a look, you're already there.

Art Credits
Warner Brothers for fantastic movies, cheers. Minerva Mcgonagall by Zsigmond Istvan