George Heriots is an impressive Romanesque building, set amidst grass grounds divided by a gravel drive, guarded by a gatehouse, smashed into the middle of urban central Edinburgh.
The school looks down upon the shops and restaurants of the Grassmarket in the valley below and stares across at castle rock, soldiers check their watches by its tower clock. George Heriots throbs with 1600 tartan-clad children enjoying the finest education in Scotland and overflows with history.
Slipping and stumbling, they followed Hagrid down what seemed to be a steep, narrow path [âŚ] There was a loud âOooooh!â.George was a first class goldsmith, he provided jewellery to King James the 6th and his wife Queen Anne of Denmark. So trusted and loyal was he, that he was awarded an apartment beside the King in Holyrood palace. He was known locally as the Jingling Geordie, because his deep pockets rang with gold coins.
When King James the 6th moved down to London in a quiet Scottish takeover George accompanied the Royal Court. If the new Scotâs Londoners expected special favours from their King, they got none. Wisely James doled out land, honours and jobs even handedly amongst the English and Scots.
English Catholics in London had hoped the new Scottish King would overturn his Protestant predecessors crack-down on their religion. James, a foreigner, was careful not to upset people by overturning the existing order. The Catholics grew disappointed and set about blowing him up.
When Guy Fawkes was caught lighting the fuse on 36 barrels of gunpowder beneath Parliamentâs Westminster palace, he confessed he wanted to âblow the beggarly Scots back to their mountainsâ.
During interrogation Guys Fawkes expressed regret at having failed and King James praised his unwavering manner as possessing âa Roman resolutionâ. Fawkes was then hung and his body chopped into quarters which were sent to âthe four corners of the Kingdomâ as a warning.
Edinburgh would have welcomed our King soaring home, we were missing him. The King, Jingling Geordie and the Royal Court had added colour, importance and liveliness to the capital, and there was a torpid trickle down of money. Now all we had was rain, mud, poverty and ale.
King Jamesâ Scottish circle drew closer and George Heriot effectively became a banker to Royalty. He would secure loans to the King on the jewellery heâd sold Queen Anne himself. The debts became so huge, George didn't hope for them to be repaid and just lived off the interest.
George Heriot had four children by his first wife, all of them died, his 2 sons dying at sea. His second marriage was childless, and he died with no recognised heirs. George was trusted and lived a life of work, security and relative luxury, but he was well aware of the hard lives of his extended family.
He left money in his will for 2 illegitimate children and his nieces, nephews and half brothers and sisters.
The majority of his fortune, worth tens of millions today, he left to help families similar to his own, the children of deceased tradesmen facing hardship. His legacy established a hospital or school for the free education of poor and fatherless âbairnsâ.
In the Quadrangle at the center of the school above a passageway toward the Castle, the schoolâs founder George Heriot has a statue in a niche on the North Tower.
It was carved by the Kingâs master mason Robert Mylne and bears a latin inscription which translates to âThis statue shows my body, this building shows my soulâ. And what a magnificent building it is.
Hogwarts is a very real place to me... I've always imagined it to be in Scotland... which... it was never made explicit in the books but the British reader will know that because if you do travel for a day from King's Cross Station in London and you go north, you end up in Scotland. So it was always supposed to be here.Since the 1880s the school began charging fees, becoming âfor the rich. And fatherless bairnsâ. Towards 10% of the intake each year are âFoundationersâ. Promising students whoâve lost either a mother or father are admitted for free, in the hope the nurturing environment will turn their fortunes around. The school will tell you this the core of what they do.
This tithe to the less fortunate is secured in new housing developments in Edinburgh, the council mandates property developers place aside 10% of their stock as affordable housing.
In 1979 the School began admitting girls, they had to, they needed the money.
He caught me skipping school for a Subway sandwich. Grrr.
3.5 stars for Cameron Wyllie, English master
The School now costs ÂŁ11,600 a year, the present headmaster Cameron Wyllie having maintained George Heriotâs traditions of care and achievement and cracking down on Subway-truancy.
Headmaster Wyllie... which house do you reckon he's in?
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
the Sorting Hat, 1991
Both the boy who lived and Tom Riddle lost parents, well losing a parent wasnât enough for Tom, he had to murder the other one too. If they grew up in Edinburgh they too might have been inducted into George Heriots School for the poor and fatherless children.
Although itâs more likely Tom would have passed selection as a star brimming with potential. Harry begins with more character than work ethic I think.
âWelcome to Hogwarts,â said Professor McGonagall. âThe start-of-term banquet will begin shortly, but before you take your seats in the Great Hall, you will be sorted into your houses. The Sorting is a very important ceremony because, while you are here, your house will be something like your family within Hogwarts. You will have classes with the rest of your house, sleep in your house dormitory and spend free time in your house common room.At George Heriots the boys would have been sorted into one of four houses:
4 towers, 4 competing houses, a school nurturing orphans⌠huh.
The foundation stone of the school was laid in 1628, it took 31 years to complete, work being suspended through Oliver Cromwellâs conquest of Scotland. It employed so many and took such a long time it became known locally as âThe Workâ.
Itâs renaissance architecture, born of the time when we believed that the Greeks and Romans defined civilisation so we copied them. Together with Old College, the Galleries and the Parthenon on Calton Hill they form the jewels of neo-classical Edinburgh, and won us the slogan âthe Athens of the Northâ.
Something we still define Edinburgh by today and the city council is periodically lambasted by beloved author Alexander Mccall Smith as steering the city to become âDubai of the Northâ. Councillors here have hard hard lives.
It was the first building to be built outside the city walls, the Telfer city wall actually serves as the wall for the school grounds. To enter the school children and teachers would climb up from the valley of the Grassmarket to the grand tower, through a tunnel into the 4 walled quadrangle at its center. This was designed to inspire awe amongst new intakes.
Tenements along the Northern edge of the grounds have now risen higher and the best view for the original face are now from the Castle Esplanade, or the charming vista from the West end of Victoria Terrace, the tall tenements of Victoria Street drawing your eye towards the school upon the ridge opposite.
In 1649 Oliver Cromwell beheaded Charles the 1st, the King ruling Britain down in London who was of the Scottish Stuart line.
Scotland rejected Cromwell as their âLord Protectorâ, choosing the Kingâs son, Charles the 2nd as our King. Cromwell was apoplectic. In 1650 he marched up here and laid siege to Edinburgh castle.
His cannons were parked up in the grounds of George Heriots, pounding the Castle daily, the half finished school became his head quarters. The defiant Scottish parliament sped into hiding, their grand hammer-beamed ceilinged Parliament Hall commandeered as Cromwellâs stables.
Edinburgh didnât take kindly to this, English soldiers on the Royal Mile frequently found themselves drenched in bucketfuls of sewage tipped from tenement windows high above.
Cromwell passed an ordinance commanding that the sewage only be thrown out after 10pm at night, and passersby given fair warning. âGardee Loo!â, essentially watch out for the poo, but it all sounds a bit nicer in French doesnât it?
After 3 months, with food still piled high in the larder, the Castle governor, Colonel Walter Dundas, wanted to change sides. As the loyalists met with Cromwell to agree their surrender the Scottish crown jewels were smuggled out.
Cromwell had risen from a small-holding farmer and desperately wanted all the signals of a legitimate ruler, so his army was drawn out from George Heriots as they chased the jewels all over Scotland. They never got them.
Work eventually resumed on fitting out the school.
After Cromwell died, Scotlandâs chosen ruler Charles Stuart II was crowned King of Britain. The Lord Protectorâs body was dug up, hung in chains and beheaded. Legend has it Edinburgh did the same to the statue of him that used to stand outside Parliament House Hall.
Oliver Cromwellâs statue was pulled down from itâs plinth, a local builder took it away, bashed Cromwellâs head off, buried it beneath Stockbridge, and melted a head of Charles II back on. Selling Franken-Charles back to the city for Charles IIâs birthday.
In 1659 George Heriotâs âhospitalâ was finally completed and 30 sickly children were admitted. Heriotâs cared for both the childrenâs health and education. We christened it "a pauperâs palace".
Entrance to the school was via a slippery climb up from the Grassmarket. In the 1830s the city was growing and a flat drive to accommodate carriages from Lauriston Place became more sensible.
A new gatehouse entrance was built with a gravel drive leading up to the school, but the approach didnât show the building at itâs best. The schoolâs rear walls were made of weather proofed rubble, so the rear 3 sides of the school were refaced in Edinburgh Craigleith stone.
Is through the school gates with the West of Greyfriars Kirkyard, beyond the cemeteryâs Flodden Wall arch. This is arguably the least attractive view, but you can take the building in whilst visiting some of the famous Harry Potter characters graves nearby.
If itâs not School playtime, get the Castle in a shot to immortalise the geography.
Many visitors are drawn to take a dynamic photo of the childrenâs playtime, they look charming in their fetching Tartan uniforms. Unfortunately a caretaker is posted to prevent this.
Itâs against the law in Scotland to take photos of children, so please angle your camera away from them and be kind to Mr Filch, the Sorting Hat rejected him.
You can hire George Heriots to get married, they have a chapel. You could even hire it for a christening & get baptised as a Witch.
But if you donât fancy that, well thereâs still hope.
They often provide tours once a year to the public on Doors open day towards the end of September.
During August itâs often used to host the BBC who erect tents in the grounds, and you can purchase tickets to see their Edinburgh festival highlight shows. Find BBC shows on edfringe.com.
The school gets the highest Higher exam results in Scotland and they will occasionally host a tour for teachers and others engaged in youth development.
Contact George Heriots A friend asked me if I remembered when we first saw Hogwarts. I had no idea what she was talking about until she said, âthe day we went to Kew Gardens and saw those lilies called Hogwartsâ.A retired RBS bank manager recently gifted three million in his will for the continuation of bursaries to parentless children and in 2017, 3 parentally challenged Syrian children were admitted as Foundationers.
They didnât know a word of English and were given iPads to help with translation. For more read Sandy Thin's uplifting story in the New Statesman.
Every June the 5th Foundationers Day is celebrated, the schoolâs popular pipe band, prestigious ex-pupils, governors and all the Foundationers celebrate the schoolâs beginning.
Marching out off the Quadrangle in pairs, pupils salute the statue of George Heriot as they pass beneath, while singing the school song:
The merry month of June,
Of sunny days and flowers,
Sets every heart in tune,
And leads the lightsome hours;
Glad Nature bids us all rejoice,
And we respond with hearty voice-
We hail the day with grateful mirth
Which brings to mind George Heriotâs birth
Which brings to mind George Heriotâs birth.
George Heriot's praise we sing,
On this our Founder's Day,
And floral offerings bring,
Which at his feet we lay,
In token true of thankful hearts
For all the good his gift imparts-
We hail the day...
His name is dear to us,
Deep in our hearts enshrined,
And, as this day returns,
We gladly call to mind
The noble thought, the generous hand,
Which sought to bless his native land
We hail the day with grateful mirth
Which brings to mind George Heriotâs birth
Which brings to mind George Heriotâs birth.
Afterwards the school Governors and accomplished alumni have a âbun-fightâ (tea party) and sup wine from the long silver âloving cupâ made by George Heriot himself. JK Rowling's children went here. Helga Hufflepuff's cup?
âNitwit, Blubber, Oddment, Tweakâ, as the greatest wizard of his age would say.
To learn more about JK Rowling's old connection to the school please consider my near exhaustive tour of JK Rowling's Old Town.
JK Rowling knew Harry was going to be sent to a school for wizards before she arrived here. Harry's adventure in the Philosopher's Stone from the inciting incident, the Owl's letters exploding from the poor, square Dursley's fireplace, and then the second act onward, was forged in Edinburgh. But Hogwarts itself is BE, before Edinburgh.
And it's largely fantastical, Hogwarts has moving staircases, talking gargoyles, a ghost dedicated to mayhem and is sustained by slavery. Itâs pure imagination and stunning.
So it's not Hogwarts, Rowling rejected it as a direct inspiration. Cataclysm! Edinburgh's Potter fandom hearts do bleed (some tour guides too).
How could fans come to be so wrong?
Well JK Rowling discovered the school early after her arrival. She was on benefits for 18 months and would push Jessica around the streets
of Edinburghâs old town. Adjacent to the school is Greyfriars Kirk, seemingly they have memory of her visiting & latterly she frequented the nearby
Elephant House cafe.
Rowling described Edinburgh as "dauntingly beautiful" & suspects it permeated Harry Potter. George Heriots school is one of the landmarks of the Old Town, crowning a hill on our skyline; with its house contests and silver 'loving cup', naturally, fans thought, it must have pollinated some dusty corner of her imagination.
For less fan whimsy more Rowling book...
Check out 4 more magical castles with Hogwart's styling including an ancient fortress & a school as unrestrainedly gothic as Rowlingâs imagination. And read Rowling's reflections.
Besides the East gates to the school in Greyfriars Kirkyard is a plaque to William Mcgonagall the namesake of beloved professor Minerva Mcgonagall, as outed by JK Rowling.
There are fabulous views of George Heriots from Edinburgh Castle Esplanade and Victoria Terrace, both on the hill opposite the school. These are accessible from Victoria Street, allegedly an inspiration for Diagon Alley.
Allegedly? Yep, Rowling said Diagon Alley wasn't based on any real location and when poked to verify one too many specific claims on Twitter she put the brakes on it, saying...
Starting to worry I might suddenly disappear. If that happens, please question the British Association of Harry Potter Tour Guides firstSo Victoria Street is probably not a major inspiration for Diagon, possibly not even a minor. Still it boasts an uncanny number of smaller commonalities & certainly is the heart of wizarding commerce in Edinburgh's old town. It's like Rowling arrived here & the street was ready-made.
Rowling has declared Edinburgh 'my city', the city being her longest home & giving her, & her first son, The boy who lived, a crooked cobbled path to a new chapter.
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Multi-nationals, based outwith Scotland such as Sandemans, persistently ran tours which massively breached Scotlands First Ministerâs guidance, thereby spreading disease. 234,000 UK citizens, no small number, have died. Loved members of peopleâs families wiped.
Local companies have endured having their guides on their tours, taking notes & transcripts, to help build their own versions. They call this âsievingâ or âfilletingâ, their partners believe they âdo it properlyâ & are... sieving for gold?
This reduces local tour operators & Scotland đ´ó §ó ˘ó łó Łó ´ó ż because their guides get little, Sandemans has circumvented our Legal minimum wage & much of the profits are sucked abroad. It also harms honest - originated the work - competition, because the multi-nationals lean on a cartel theyâve built with hotels & hostels. These partners, some âpocketedâ for a fee, spotlight multi-nationalâs âsievedâ tours, building their review dominance.
Thereâs little motivation to do original work if you expect the work wonât pay. Weâre being sieved to the bottom. Thereâs little need for tourism if its gift is congestion & hardship.
Please do not visit & norm âsievingâ.
If you go on a multi-nationalâs tour you empower brands who murder đ¤˘
Work & ethics should pay đŞ
Reject the fatcat cartel đžâđźâđž Prefer local tour providers {Me, PotterTrail} who would love to host you, or maybe just go to Manchester instead.
Go well
Sam
Hamish Coghill for many wonderful old town history classes.
George Heriot's school website & Facebook.
The New Stateman for the Syrian Foundationer story.
Author Brian R W Lockhart, for his talk 'Jinglin' Geordie's Legacy: A History of George Heriot's School', legend.
NEW: Witness Scotland's most Gothic building & hear what JK Rowling has to say about it on my cycle tours of Edinburgh exploring JK's ascent.
Rowling began her retreat from writing in the Old Town during Azkaban. For over 20 years now the city's most celebrated adopted daughter has lived, written & mastered Minecraft beside her flesh-son in Edinburgh's peaceful hinterland.
Weave through sleepy villages down past tranquil lochs, wind up cobbled alleys & a craggy volcano, take in our iconic, dome bejewelled skyline. A refreshing ½ day romp around Rowling's true world.